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I am a Deviously Deviant
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Josh
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You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tongue Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed...
...Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt!
...Baby got back!
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A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
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I'll find my own way into the world, I just need you to help me out of it...
-(If one of my paintings interest you and you're a NZ resident I'd love to sell them! Currently they're just taking up space.)
*squeals*
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A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
It is isn't it?
Today I believe in angels... Perfection, Thy name is Mitch-Dawg.
...and I cannot lie.
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A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tongue
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed...
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
...Baby got back!
--
A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
--
"So destined I am to walk among the dark, a child in keeping secrets."
--
I'll find my own way into the world, I just need you to help me out of it...
-(If one of my paintings interest you and you're a NZ resident I'd love to sell them! Currently they're just taking up space.)
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